Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.– Ernest Hemingway (via artistsuffer)
I always, always put everyone else’s fucking wants and needs before my own, but when I have something I want to do it doesn’t fucking matter. And get no fucking apology or sympathy for my fucking plans getting ruined.
friends: flawless skin, amazing hair, beautiful eyes, skinny, perfect nose
me: deformed fish
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sharonosbourne: for-biddenplanet: sharonosbourne: macaronis: HEY WHERES PERRY *platypus noise* Oh, there you are, Perry. *platypus noise*
[[MORE]]So my super cute general manager at work is dating a not so attractive, but still nice, team leader. She’s five years older than him too. I feel really rude for saying it, but she could do sooooooo much better looks-wise. I mean COME ON NOW.
If I die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me I will come back and fucking murder them.
iphone420: Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up
I love unmade beds. I love when people are drunk and crying and cannot be...– (via charlotte-york)
I seriously have the best relationship I could ask for at this point . My boyfriend is an ass 90% of the time, but so am I (if not worse). I’ve never felt so challenged yet happy at the same time. Honestly, no matter how difficult our relationship gets, I can’t imagine the future without him by my side.